Sunday, November 15, 2009

No Heart, No Soul, No Service



A few weeks ago, I was given two crates of Detroit Techno records. A few days later the remainder of my collection, which includes a smattering of Chicago Acid House and few Hardcore (U know the score!) records, arrived from Nova Scotia. It amounted to four crates in total and I've been playing the hell out of them. This mix is the result of a particularly spirited session.

A word about the cover art: Penny Arcade is written by Jerry Holkins and illustrated by Mike Krahulik and is without a doubt my favourite webcomic. The original strip containing the cover art can be found here. Do yourself a favour and follow these guys; they are both dripping with talent.

Download No Heart, No Soul, No Service here.

Tracklist:

Logikal Nonsense/F.U. – F.U.S.E.
Bring Back My Happiness (Wink’s Acid Interpretation) – Moby / Are You There (DJ Tool) - Josh Wink
Magic Feet – Mike Dunn / Are You There (DJ Tool) - Josh Wink
E Dancer – Kevin Saunderson
The Phantom – Renegade Soundwave
Flash – Green Velvet
Bounce Your Body To The Box – Reese & Santonio
James Brown Is Dead (12” Mix) – LA Style
Lord Of The Land (Crispy Cool’s Make Mine A ’91 Mix) – Cyclone
Impact (USA) – Orbital
Pepper – Speedy J
Losing Control – DBX
Bulerias - Superslut
Strings of Life ’89 (Juan’s Magic Mix) – Rhythim Is Rhythim
Love (Loved) – Luke Slater
Halcyon (Tom Middleton Re-Model) - Orbital

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Soundclouded



For some time I have been frustrated by the lack of upload/download options available to the semi-pro* DJ/producer. Sure, you can upload mixes and tracks to a third-party upload/download service like Megaupload or YouSendIt or ZShare, but their interfaces are annoyingly time-consuming, unless you happen to be a PREMIUM member, and are chock-a-block with Google adds for online poker and porn. Plus, by forcing you to enter authentication codes, these services preclude the use of embedded music players in you blog/forum/myspace. It’s hard to look like a professional when you’re distributing your promos at the internet equivalent of a road-side yard-sale.

Speaking of myspace, are they ever going to upgrade that crap-assed music player? How can you strut your stuff when your tracks sound like they’re playing on a tape-recorder you bought at the Dollar Store? Honestly, my myspace page is more of a placeholder than a real marketing tool.

So, with my new-found impetus for production, I began exploring other options. Along came Soundcloud. Soundcloud is to myspace what an art gallery is to a page of thumbnails. On Soundcloud you can upload full-length tracks AND mixes, while on myspace you’re stuck with limits on track length and file size. Soundcloud has coding for embeddable players; myspace only allows a link to you page. Soundcloud allows for comments on specific tracks and even comments linked to sections of a track or mix; myspace has a general comments section on the page.

Believe it or not, this is not an ad for Soundcloud, I’m just so excited by the prospects that I’m having difficulty containing my enthusiasm.

Anyway, my inaugural upload to Soundcloud is a remix I did for DJ Bolivia’s remix contest. The contest closed yesterday, so I think I’m safe posting it here. If you took the time to download the sample pack, what you heard was a spoken-word story about a Midwestern girl who discovered electronic music and subsequently moved to New York in an attempt to connect with the scene. The track is called “Global Underground” in honour of the seminal mix CD series that figures largely in the story. The inspiration for my remix came from a couple of different places. Firstly, I’ve been re-reading Simon Reynold’s “Generation Ecstasy” (aka “Energy Flash”), specifically the chapters on the dark side of rave culture. The cheese in the vocal sort of annoyed me anyway, and so I decided to focus on the grind of raving rather than the honeymoon. At the same time I was given two crates of Detroit Techno records, mostly Plus8. This remix is my attempt at a Detroit sound.

DJ Bolivia - Global Underground (Chef Napalm's 212 to 313 Dub) by Chef Napalm

I can’t let you download it until the winners have been announced, but please let me know what you think by leaving a comment. Keep watching, because there is much more to come.

*By “semi-pro” I mean that I have been paid for my work in the past, but have yet make a living off of it.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Return of the Kitchen Heat Chart

It's been ages. Many of these records were played at the Terrence Parker show.

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Thursday, October 01, 2009

When Detroit Came to the Port City


I know that it’s coming up on two (2!) weeks since the Terrence Parker show, but it was such an inspirational experience that both Fred “Nexus6ix” and I have been busy beavers. We’ve got a bunch of irons in the fire, so to speak, but mainly it’s just been an ever-inflating creative bubble that I’m praying doesn’t pop anytime soon.


As I’m sure you’ve gathered, the show was incredible. I have never, ever, in my life seen a DJ cut-up house records the way Terrence did in the wee hours of September 20th. Most of the time I find the work of “turntablists” (Read: Scratch DJs) to be entirely un-musical. Don’t get me wrong; I admire their dexterity and sense of timing immensely, but I think there are very few who make their art truly danceable. That’s not to say they can’t be make their sets danceable, but when they do their styles become closer to that of a traditional club DJ than a scratch DJ. Terrence went the other way: he came at it from the club mixing side and applied the techniques of the turntablist. He knew those records inside and out, backwards and forwards, upside-down. He’d grab a record from his bag, put it on the platter, cue it up without using his tele-head-phone, and drop it into the mix like it was nothing. He pick out a record, cue it, and start cutting it up for awhile, put it back in his bag and mix in something else. It was less like watching a DJ and more like watching a wizard work magic or watching a saint work miracles.


To top it all off, he’s a hellova nice guy. A lot of DJs, even local guys, are at least a bit of a diva and will turn their noses up at you if you’re not “their people”. Terrence was absolutely the antithesis of the diva DJ. He seemed pleased to chat and we talked about records for at least an hour before he went on. It was a real pleasure to meet him and with any luck, I’ll be seeing him again soon.


The video below will give you a taste. The sound is terrible, but if you can get past that, there’s nothing but genius there.



The last little piece of the story happened when we had to shut it all down at 2:15am. We were packing up the gear and Terrence was talking with us and other patrons while we worked. Out of nowhere the obviously very drunk guy comes up to the both and says to Terrence, “Budweiser?”

Terrence says, “Na, man, thanks. I don’t drink.”

Drunk Dude responds, “No, for me,” and drops a couple of bucks on the booth counter.

Terrence just stares at him, stunned. “Dude, this is the DJ both. The bar is over there,” he says with a bemused chuckle.

The guy stares back at Terrence, confused. Then he responds, “Come oooon! Just gimme a beer!”

At this point Fred steps in and says, “Look, pal, do you see any liquor here?” and gestures to the wall behind the booth. “The bar is over there!”

Buddy mumbles a “Fuck you” and stumbles away.

Terrence looks back and forth between me, Fred and Tommy, eyes wide. Finally with a wry smile he says, “I spend a lot of time in clubs, but that’s a new one for me, fellas.”

It was certainly an amusing cap to a unique show.

Friday, September 18, 2009



IT'S HERE! I am very, very, veryveryveryveryvery excited and I'm looking forward to seeing lots of you out tomorrow night. If you can make it, tell me you ready about it on Kitchen Heat, I'll buy you a drink, and we can celebrate my birthday with TERRANCE-FUCKING-PARKER!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Sorta Siesta


With the cancellation of both the "Repo-Men" and "Solid Sessions" shows, my August suddenly freed itself up almost completely. Then the proverbial fecal matter contacted the rotary ventilation device and I found myself putting in extra time at work on Sundays. That's good for the bank account, bad for my sanity.

The bad news is that I'm going to take the majority of the next four weeks off from the scene. That means no Open Turn Tables and no shows. Sorry.

The good news is that I'm taking the free time I have to focus a bit more on productions. Hopefully by the time the Terrence Parker show rolls around on September 19th, I'll have a bunch of fresh remixes, re-edits, and original tracks to play. And what better way could there possibly be to celebrate my birthday than with a top notch DJ in a great venue. Make sure you sign-up at the facebook event and invite all your friends to score some free passes.

See, it's all good news really.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

10 (!) Hours of Nexus6ix



When Fred "Nexus6ix" Bissnette said to me that he was planning a ten (10!) hour set, I raised my eyebrows and smiled, but privately I must admit that I scoffed a bit. I mean, it's hard enough to find 90 minutes to record let alone ten (10!) hours. So, I smiled and wrote it off as one of those brilliant art projects that never quite sees the light of day.

I stand here, now, corrected. Goddamned if he didn't pull it off. Download if you dare!

Nexus6ix - Ten Hour Marathon

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Thick & Rich


There doesn't have to be a story to go with my mixes, but it always seems like there is. This one came out of a rainy Sunday afternoon that was in dire need of some soul. In a bit of a funk, I started choosing records. What came out was 70 minutes of deep, bluesy house that includes a track by Saint John's own Fred "Nexus6ix" Bissnette, as well as Carl Craig's amazing rework of Tony Allen (RIP), Derrick Carter's stripped down version of Pooley's latest, and a stone-cold classic from Olav Basoski.

Kardek - Secret Garden
Max 404 - Honey
Fresh Juice - Party Stomp
Mingers - Emancipation
Ekkohaus - Learning to Fly
DJ Sneak vs. Hervé - Droppin' Kisses (Sneak's Dub)
Sandy Rivera - Hope
Nexus6ix - Morning Workout
Tony Allen - Kilode (Carl Craig Remix)
Ian Pooley Feat. Tim Fuller - What I Got (Derrick Carter Remix)
Nifty - B-Harp
Dragosh - Aloo Ma Auzi (Bearweasel's Linear Drum Edit)
Parov Stelar - Love
Olav Basoski - Infatuation
Knee Deep - Sweet Love

Monday, July 06, 2009

PooleyCarterTonkaBrazil

It’s been awhile since we had a record review on Kitchen Heat, so let’s have a look at some of my recent favourites courtesy of partners-in-crime Ian Pooley and DJ Tonka.

Tonka and Pooley were schoolmates in Mainz, a city near Frankfurt. Along with contemporaries Mousse T and Boris Dlugosch, the pair have redefined the German electronic aesthetic from one of cold techno and cheesy trance towards the warm sounds of the funkiest house. Tonka became known for his disco-breaks sound, while Pooley’s sound bridges the gap between techno and house. To be fair, both artists have broadened the scope of their palettes in recent years forging roads into the other’s territory.


Ian Pooley feat. Tim Fuller – What I Got (Derrick Carter Remix) (Pooledmusic)
Buy it now here or here.
“What I Got” is deep. Pooley blends Tim Fuller’s falsetto over a funky synth bassline, lush pads, bleepy gated lead, and string-inflected rolls for the kind of deep house one usually associates with Ron Trent, Miguel Migs, and Masters at Work. It’s good, but not great. The real reason to pick up this 12” is the Derrick Carter remix. Carter is one of the second wave of great underground house producers from Chicago who made his name in the 1990s producing amazing remixes for European artists. On this remix he dispenses with all but the vocal, underpinning it with a funky, shuffling drum track. What’s interesting about the track is the lack of sounds: it is literally a beat, a 303 squiggle through a low-pass filter and someone panting low in the mix. That’s it! And yet both the remix and the dub seem to have so much to hear. Remixes like this show just what can be done with a less-is-more approach to arranging. Minimal techno could learn a thing or two from Derrick Carter.


Tonka – Orca (Ian Pooley’s Orca Mallorca Remix) (Great Stuff)
Buy it now here or here.
Tonka’s “Orca” is straight-ahead techno of a sort that has fallen out of fashion amongst all but the ‘heads: Driving drum track, one-note bassline, ray-gun lead and pitch-bent siren. The title comes from the manner in which the siren is bent so as to suggest whalesong. It’s a departure for Tonka, to say the least, and it could definitely benefit from a bit of his former disco-break polish. Thankfully, Ian Pooley steps in to give it some of his patented funk. Keeping only the siren, Pooley adds quiet pads, a ticking clavier, a beeping one-note lead and a nice round bassline to give it a shot of urgency missing from the original.


Ian Pooley vs. Zoo Brazil – Reader (Tonka Remix) (Pooledmusic)
Buy it now here or here.
Pooley teamed up with prolific Swedish producer Zoo Brazil on this one. What they produced is a split 12” with one version Pooley’s (deep house), one version Brazil’s (tech-house), and Tonka’s remix. Someone had the forethought to put Tonka’s remix on the A-side, and rightly so as it takes the best bits of the other versions, cross-breeds them and comes up with the techno stormer that Orca tries to be and more. In addition to the “Oh-oh-oh-oh” vocal present in both Pooley and Brazil versions, Tonka adds some string pads and a Ferris Bueller sample: “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.” The sample’s relaxed message is in smirking contrast to the percussive bassline, driving backbeat, and oh-oh sample, giving the track the kind of subtle, delicious irony not often seen in modern dance music.

Pooley and Tonka seem to have learned real lessons from the current popularity of minimal techno. Less is more and focus on the mix. It’s the kind of thinking that will keep me listening, that much is certain.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

A Space Age Success


Fantastic night at Element on Tuesday. It wasn't a huge crowd, but they were appreciative. My friend and colleague Mr. Ricardo was added at the last minute, making five (5!) DJs for just over four hours. I had a chance to play twice, at the beginning for around a half-hour and then again in the last hour. That last set was by far the best. I had a chance to really pull out all the stops and drop some bangers. My brief playlists are below for anybody who's interested.

Opening Set
Cassius - Feeling For You (Les Rhythmes Digitales-Dreamix)
Hatiras - Mannequins (Need Love Too) (Robodub)
Phillipe B - I Want You (Housy Mix)
Lost Vegas vs. Paul McCartney - Coming Up (Summer Funk Mix)
Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' (Frankie Knuckles Mix)
Future of Vision - Talk To Me

Peak Set
New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle (The Crystal Method CSII Mix)
Hi-Tack - Waiting 4 U (Original Mix)
Space Cowboy - I Would Die 4 U
Filterfunk - S.O.S. (Message In A Bottle) (Delano & Crockett Remix)
CJ Bolland - Sugar Is Sweeter (Armand's Drum 'n' Bass Mix)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

CANCELLED - Homebass - July 10th



Apparently due to lack of interest. What can you do?

Friday, June 19, 2009

Space Aged Disco


I'm excited to announce that I'll be playing alongside Hellacopta and DJ Double Dee at Element on Canada Day Eve. Come on uptown and celebrate Canada's 142nd birthday the right way.

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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Celebration with TERRENCE PARKER!!!


Yup, THE Terrence Parker is coming to Saint John in September and I'm opening.

For those not in the know, Terrence is one of the famed second wave of producers to come out of Detroit in the early 90s. Unlike the majority of his contemporaries, Terrence favoured the soulful sounds of gospel, soul and house to the brittle timbres of Kraftwerk and techno. Expect to hear lots of horns, piano rolls, and vocals, not to mention some incredible turntablism. He's the kind of DJ who makes me embarassed to call myself one. We're all in for a treat, no doubt about it.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Home Bass


This show was announced a while ago, but with everything else going on I just haven't had the time to post it. For future reference, you can always see what I'm up to on the Schedule of Events in the sidebar.

I really excited about this show in large part because I'll be debuting a number of my own re-edits, remixes, and original tracks. If you want a sneak peak of what's been happening on the production side of the Chef Napalm omelette, you can check out the Chef Napalm myspace page. If you're a member, feel free to add me as a friend.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Kitchen Heat Chart


I discovered a fun little feature of the Juno Records website: Creat your own Chart. So I did one.

kitchen heat juno records chart

I'll try to update these after each public appearance, so watch for a new one on Monday.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Frisson



Maybe because everybody at Element Open Turntables seems to be playing electro (blech!) or variations of funky house, I found myself playing more melodic, progressive house and techno just for something different. This mix includes many of the records I've been playing on Sundays at OTT, but more than that they are tracks that give me a little thrill of pleasure when I hear them. In most cases, it's some sound in the track that triggers it. In others, it's in the mix between two records that raises the hair on the back of my neck. Here's hoping Frisson makes you shiver, too.

1. Partial Arts – Trauermusik
2. Spencer Parker – Untitled Head
3. Johnjon – Meanwhile (Kollectiv Turmstrasse Remix)
4. Roger Sanchez – Nothing 2 Prove (Neanderthal Dark Ages Mix)
5. Dano – Ghetto Tech
6. Sil – Windows (Chocolate Puma Remix)
7. Silicone Soul – The Pulse (Hypno House Mix)
8. Nifty – Loopy Bell
9. Satoshi Tomiie – Virus
10. Underworld – Cowgirl
11. G-Pal – I Can See The Lights
12. Spiritcatcher – Total Confusion
13. Sexy Trash – Around the World (Kid Dub)
14. Toby Emerson – Reflections
15. Lumina – Borealis
16. Moby – Play (Rob Dougan Remix)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Final Word on Headphones?


Let’s hope. For a while, at least. As I said last week, Sunday’s Open Turntables would be the club test for my new Beyerdynamic DT770Pros. So, what is the final word? The word is: perfect. The DT770Pros are so light and comfortable, I wasn’t even a bit fatigued from wearing them for my 60 minute set. Isolation is as good as the In-Ears I’ve been using, which was my big attraction to IEMs, without the necessity of removing and reinserting when I want to monitor the club system. Yup, I am very pleased with my new cans. The Beyerdynamic DT770Pros have earned the coveted Kitchen Heat Stamp of Approval. Congratulations to all.

Having said that, I must admit that I was almost as impressed with Troy “Hellacopta” Morehouse’s new Sennheiser HD215s. They’re also circum-aural, isolate nicely, and sound fantastic! And they only cost $90!! The only downside is that they, like every other DJ headphone, are made of plastic.


I’m sticking with my DT770Pros, but if you’re a young jock starting out you could do a lot worse than buying HD215s.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Customer Service Special


In January, I wrote about the trials and tribulations associated with the demise of my Beyerdynamic DJX1s. At the time I noted how fantastic Martech, and Doug Jones in particular, had been about having the broken DJX1s repaired. In fact, the repaired headphones arrived shortly after I wrote that post.

That was the good news.

I’d been planning the mix that eventually became À La Carte for a while and was excited to have my full-sized cans returned to me so I could lay it down. My elation quickly changed to disappointment, however, once I plugged them into my mixing board. Within seconds of the beginning of the first track, I could tell that the left driver was slightly quieter than the right. I checked the balance on my mixer with both my JVC Marshmallows (In-ear) and my Grado SR-80s (open); the issued was not the mixer. Normally, the listener’s awareness of this kind of balance issue will fade within a few minutes. Like eyes, most of us have one ear that is slightly weaker than the other and the brain can compensate for the slight discrepancy. My awareness of the imbalance never went away, though. In fact, it seemed to get worse. Not only that, but after a couple of weeks of regular use both at the club and in the studio, the left driver developed a buzz on the kick drum of whatever track I was playing. That buzzing has been getting progressively worse as well and has now spread to the right driver like some kind of distortion virus. Long story short, rather than sink more time and money into shipping and handling for further repairs that may result in still further issues, I decided to save for the IEMs I spoke of so glowingly in January. The DJX1s have hung in my studio, limply, ever since.

Out of the blue two weeks ago, an email from another Martech employee named Nathan Smith popped up in my inbox. He stated he had read my post about the troubles I had with the DJX1s and was enquiring as to whether I was satisfied with the outcome of the repair. Apparently, my blog had come up as a referring website in his webmaster tools and, curious, he had taken a peek. And boy, am I glad he did.

Stepping outside the events of the last couple of weeks, I’d like to touch for a moment on the root of what brought us to this point in our story; namely the general crappiness of DJ headphones. Every headset manufacturer on the planet has at least one set of silver-painted plastic, cup-swivelling, so-called "DJ" headphones marketed to the public based on toughness and driver size. While the drivers are indeed huge (most DJ headphones are in excess of 2”/50mm in diameter) I have yet to find a pair I would describe as robust. The issue with these plastic behemoths is invariably the swivel, either where it attaches to the ear cup or where it connects to the headband. If they’re going to break, that’s where they’ll let go. What gets me is that the vast majority of DJs don’t even use the swivels as they are allegedly intended, preferring instead to wear the headset in typical fashion with the headband over the head, one ear cup on, on off for monitoring. So, if virtually no one wears the swivelly headphones as intended, why continue to mass-produce what amounts to plastic garbage? Two reasons: 1) DJs from seasoned pros to bedroom beginners will pay any price for gear that they perceive is purpose-built for DJ equipment; and 2) When the headset breaks, that same DJ will buy the exact same brand and model for no other reason than they are what he/she has always used. Brand loyalty amongst DJs is the same as the loyalty displayed by musicians towards their guitar/bass/drums of choice and purveyors of DJ gear know it. They count on it. Technics SL1200 turntables, Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD players, Pioneer DJM-800 mixers, and Sony V700DJ headphones are the equipment of the “serious” DJ and don’t you dare suggest otherwise; “serious” DJs will take your head off. An Ecler mixer or a Denon Cd player might be as good or better than the venerable offerings of Pioneer, but you’ll have a hard time getting most DJs to admit it. Once that touchstone of quality has been assigned, everything that comes after, regardless of manufacturer, is based upon it and thus inferior in the eyes of the DJ. The reason all DJ headphones look and cost the same is because Sony had so much success with the V700DJ at the $200 price point and everybody else (Beyerdynamic included) had to get in on the action. It’s a sad state of affairs and one that has forced me to start looking outside traditional DJ equipment tropes, like the custom IEMs I wrote about four months ago.

One small footnote to that post was a response I got from a friend of mine who happens to be an active member of headfi.org, a forum catering to headphone audiophiles. He suggested I take a look at the Beyerdynamic DT770s. As he suggested, I looked into them and was mightily impressed with what I found. Not only were they highly regarded as studio headphones, with an impressive isolation of 18dB, but they also featured a spring steel headband, sans swivel. Judging by the specs they would be a very difficult headset to kill, but their isolation still couldn’t match the IEMs I had in mind.

Back to my story: as I was saying, Nathan Smith from Martech (Beyerdynamic’s Canadian distributor) had emailed me to ask about my DJX1 repair. I related to Nathan what had happened to my DJX1s after they were returned to me along with a little rant about DJ headphones very much like the one above. He replied with a gracious offer to replace them completely or heavily discount a pair of DT770PROs. Just like that. I wasn’t interested in a repeat performance by the DJX1s, but I’ll take the DT770s, please. Send them forthwith.


Here’s some specs:

Beyerdynamic DT770PRO-250

  • Transducer type: Dynamic

  • Operating principle: Closed

  • Weight without cable: 270 g

  • Frequency response: 5 - 35,000 Hz

  • Nominal impedance acc. to IEC 60268-7: 250 ohms

  • Nominal SPL acc. to IEC 60268-7: 96 dB

  • Nominal THD acc. to IEC 60268-7: <0.2%

  • Power handling capacity acc. to IEC 60268-7: 100 mW

  • Sound coupling to the ear: Circumaural

  • Ambient noise isolation: approx. 18 dB (A)

  • Single-sided cable w/ Gold-plated jack plug

  • Length and type of cable: 3 m / coiled cable

  • Nominal headband pressure: approx. 3.5 N


  • And they arrived on Friday! Man, do they ever look good. The spring steel head band looks and feels really substantial, yet they’re significantly lighter than the DJX1s (330g vs 270g). The other big upside is that the headset appears to be almost completely modular. That is, all of the visible components can be easily and quickly replaced in much the same way as the Sennheiser HD25-1 II. So if, for example, I was to somehow bend the spring-steel band, I can easily replace it by simply quoting a part number. I sincerely wish that other headphone manufacturers would follow Beyerdynamic’s lead rather than producing all those Sony clones.

    I’ll write back soon with my thoughts on their overall sound. I burned them in over the weekend and if all goes well this week I’ll be posting a new mix to go along with a review of the new cans.

    Regardless of how they sound, I can’t stress enough how pleased I am with the service I’ve received from the folks at Martech. They’re a quality outfit and they obviously understand that customer service is more important now than it’s ever been, especially while the economy is in freefall. Nathan and Doug, both scholars and gentlemen, deserve special recognition for their efforts. I really appreciate it, guys.

    So what’s the moral of the story? I’m not sure there really is one, other than perhaps you get what you give. That and just occasionally, the wheel that doesn’t squeak sees some grease.

    Monday, April 06, 2009

    Saint John Sound



    What is it? What is the Saint John Sound? Fred (Nexus6ix) and I had a conversation last week about finding the sound of our city. Neither of us had any idea what it might be, but we are looking for it. We agreed on one thing: it is NOT electro-house.

    Monday, March 16, 2009

    The cold light of Monday morning


    Cartoon courtesy of Savage Chickens.


    Seven weeks into the Open Turntable's run at Element and we had more DJs through the door than people. How sad is that? Attendance has been declining ever since we started on February 1 (60+ paying customers), but we've always had a core of 10-12 who at least put in an appearance.

    Not yesterday.

    Yesterday, we had a grand total of six (6) people who came out to witness the musical craftsmanship of the 7 attending DJs. And it was on, too; everybody was in top form.

    To add insult to serious injury, plastered all over facebook today are the pics of those regulars giving it hell on the dancefloor the night before in the very same bar. I'm glad they had a good time, but could they not spend an hour and drop by the following afternoon. Apparently not.

    As you can see, I'm finding it hard not to take this all personally. The thing is that a bad day like yesterday can spell the end of an endeavour such as OTT. I mean, it is entirely possible that Element's Sunday Club spun its last record at 8pm, March 15th, 2009.

    The irony is that next weekend they'll all be bitching because there's nothing going on. Such is the fickle nature of the crowd.

    Friday, March 13, 2009

    To critical acclaim



    For all the would-be critics out there I would encourage you to screen "Heckler". It says things that should have been said to the critical community by the artists a long time ago. It has been my considered opinion for some time that critics in general, and internet critics specifically, write reviews more for their own glory than as a guide for the general public. We do occassionally publish reviews here at Kitchen Heat, but we only review what we like. That is to say we never eviserate anybody's art, only praise the art we appreciate the most.

    Tuesday, March 03, 2009

    Mix Menu



    Check out the list of free mixes in the "Menu" section to the right. All mixes are 70+ minute, 192kbps mp3 files.

    Tuesday, February 24, 2009

    Some Stormin' Sets



    Despite cancellations by Shonaman, Kraker, and Deuce because of the impending storm, Sunday night turned into a real treat for the ears. Everybody, including me if I may be so bold, was in tip-top form. Nexus6ix and Bolivia both put on mixing clinics, with Bolivia pulling off the fastest track drop I have ever seen. EVER. It's a pity only a few people were there to hear it. Due to the sickness of Farmer Shawn there is no recording, so they're the only ones who will, too.

    Don't miss out again. Make sure you stagger down this Sunday, 2pm-8pm.

    Wednesday, February 18, 2009

    Surf City Sunday Club Revisited



    We've had three successful Open Turntables @ Element and I think I can safely say that this Sunday is shaping up to be the best yet.

    2:00 - 2:45 Bogey Lowensteen - Electro-house new-comer.
    2:45 - 3:30 Chef Napalm - That's me!
    3:30 - 4:15 Mr. Ricardo - Funky house partner-in-crime.
    4:15 - 5:00 DJ Bolivia - Progressive house legend.
    5:00 - 5:45 Shonaman - Back for another round after a jaw-dropping set on Febuary 1st.
    5:45 - 6:30 DJ Kraker - An Element electro favourite.
    6:30 - 8:00 Deuce - New to me, but I've heard great things.

    Make sure you make it uptown on Sunday.

    Tuesday, February 10, 2009

    ...memories...all alone in the strobe light...



    Not so successful show at A Khord. We had maybe a dozen people through the door to hear Kardinal Syn open. I went on at midnight as planned. I was two records deep, looked up and everybody was gone. WTF??? Apparently, they all left with the Kardinal. Almost a year after my last engagement at A Khord, I repeated my performance by playing for the barstaff.

    It's times like this when you really start second guessing what you did. I don't think I played enough records to have driven people out, but there's always that nigling bit of doubt, that nasty little person at the back of your head screaming themselves hoarse that you played the wrong records or that nobody showed up because they already know you suck. Most of the time I can tell that vindictive motherfucker to shut his mouth. After watching people walk out on your set, however, it's tough to ignore those very real possibilities. By the time I'd arrived home, I'd almost decided to drop off all my records at the Salvation Army and sell my turntables for scrap. That may sound like the petulance of a child, but you have to appreciate that I've been DJing in one form or another since 1999. That's ten (10!) years, for anybody who's counting. If I'm not good enough now, I have to think that I probably never will be and that is about as sobering a thought as anyone will ever have.

    As with many things, the light of day lends a clarity to the situation. I dragged my ass from bed on the low side of the morning and stumbled to my "studio" with every intention of packing up the whole works. But, I couldn't do it. As it turns out, I love it too much to quit. If I never play another show in public, that's OK with me, as long as can still make my monthly record order and play for the freezer and the water heater in my "studio". If the music that I love still has a place in my life, then all is right with the world.

    Saturday, February 07, 2009

    Quick & Dirty


    A last minute booking at A Khord tonight with Kardinal Syn! If you're reading, the dirty beats drop at 10pm with the Kardinal. I go on at midnight. Drop by, tell me you read about it on Kitchen Heat and I'll by you a drink.

    Monday, January 26, 2009

    Surf City Sunday Club



    After six months (6!) without a show I'll be appearing at the freshly minted Open Turntables @ Element. In case you're the only person I know without Facebook, the sickness kicks off at 2pm and runs until 8pm. Or until you stop buying drinks. Whichever comes first.

    See you there!

    Saturday, January 17, 2009

    à la Carte



    As promised, a new mix is available for download. This mix comes from one of the all-vinyl, turntable workouts I referred to earlier in the week.

    Wednesday, January 14, 2009

    Favourites From 2008

    With the demise of a number of big distributors, there are those who will undoubtedly refer to 2008 as the year vinyl died. I prefer to think of it as separating the wheat from the chaff. In the future if the track isn’t absolutely top quality, it’s simply not going to see a proper record release, and I’m not sure that’s a bad thing. As it was, there were an awful lot of top-notch tracks that dropped last year. These are ten of my favourites.


    Steven Lee & Gaby Dershin – Exit Row (Pirupa & Ruggero Remix) (C2)
    Buy it now here or here.
    C2 consistently put out quality records from the likes of Danny Howells, DJ Pierre, Eric Prydz, and Steve Angelo. This year, they have two in my top ten and two more that just missed the cut. This collaboration by veteran collaborators (Steven Lee is half of Lee-Cabrera, while Dershin is half of duo Astro & Glyde) features plucked strings over a chugging bassline. The original is good, but the remix is better. By adding another, percussive bassline underneath the original bassline and dispensing with the super-long breakdown, relative unknowns Pirupa & Ruggero make the track that much more propulsive. Whenever my mix needed to gather a bit of steam, this is the record I reached for.


    Shed – Warped Mind (Ostgut Ton)
    Buy it now here or here.
    2008 will also be known as the year when minimal techno really came out. Labels like liebe*detail, Get Physical, and Areal all made big splashes this year, but the tsunami came from Berlin producer Shed. With a penchant for odd time signatures and unique track structures, “Warped Mind” is probably his most accessible track in recent memory. In keeping with the auditory aesthetic of minimal techno, “Warped Mind” is an elegant track, consisting of little more than a filtered synth line over skittery percussion. And yet, as with most of the genre, there is something about it that moves the hips and nods the head.


    Kaskade & Deadmau5 – Move For Me (Deal)
    Buy it now here or here.
    I’ve written about this track before and, thankfully, it’s lost none of its immediacy. Even though it is the only Deadmau5 production I’ve enjoyed all year, it’s still a great track and the ‘mau5 is in my top ten for the second year in a row.


    Renato Cohen – Magica (Sino)
    Buy it now here or here.
    Every now and then, Brazilian techno star Renato Cohen drops a couple of brilliant techno stormers into the laps of Hong Kong label Sino. He did it in 2003 and again in 2005. This year he dropped off one driving techno classic (b-side “Power”) and one tech-house masterpiece (a-side ”Magica”). Both tracks are elegantly simple, with the latter being a slightly better track than the former. “Magica” marries a looped vocal sample with an acid bassline and a high-low, pitch-bent electro-bass. The loop extols the listener to “Save my Life!” which, when combined with the pitch-bent bass, creates the kind of adrenaline-inducing vibe most often heard in jock jams like Gary Glitter’s “Rock ‘n’ Roll (Part 2)”. “Magica” works best as what I think of as a transition track; one that transitions from a lower to a higher state of floor energy. In that context, it simply can’t be beat.


    My Federation – Don’t Wanna Die (Eye Industries)
    Buy it now here.
    There aren’t very many so-called Indy-rock bands that incorporate the house/techno sound palette into their songs with any grace or consistency. These types of bands tend to display a great deal of distain for all things electronic, despite the fact that punk bands these ingrates tend to idolize owe just as much to dub reggae and disco as they do to 50s rock. My Federation would appear to be the exception rather than the rule. The title single from their excellent album “Don’t Wanna Die” sets the tone for the whole album. It’s punk with an acid bassline. The icing on the cake is the glorious 3-part harmony on the chorus. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then for god sake pick up this slice of 7” gold. If those are all gone, then go get the CD.


    Murk Presents Liberty City – If You Really Love Someone (Paul Woolford’s 11 Minutes of Magic) (C2)
    Buy it now here or here.
    Miami-based duo Murk has been in the game a long time. They’ve been making house since the early 90s under a plethora of pseudonyms. You might know them from classics by the likes of Funky Green Dogs or Mission Control or Interlude or Interceptor or Deep South or Coral Way Chief or, indeed, Liberty City. “If You Really Love Someone” was originally released was originally released in 1994 under Twisted Records sub-label TRIBAL and is considered a classic. The real story here is not Murk; it’s Paul Woolford. Ordinarily, I have avoided putting remixes and redoes of classic tracks in the round-up because they tend to be luke-warm versions of the original; a Malibu Stacy with a new hat. Just occasionally, however, an accomplished producer can take a classic and make it their own. “If You Really Love Someone” is a pretty menacing track to start with. The hissy percussion cuts through the three-note bassline like a knife, while Shauna Solomon’s layered vocals wails over top of it all. Woolford dispenses with everything but the vocal, adds a growling, pulsing bassline over some 909 drum sounds and manages to simultaneously make the track more propulsive and more ominous. Even its extended length (11 minutes!) isn’t an issue as Paul changes things up just enough to keep things rolling and stop the listener from tuning out. Woolford’s output has been spotty at best in the last few years, but this remix places him firmly back in the pantheon of great producers.


    Oliver Koletzki vs. Parker Frisby – The Is So Fuckin’ Oldschool (Stil Vor Talent)
    Buy it now here or here.
    Don’t let the title fool you: Oliver Koletzki wrote and produced all four of these gems. Even though the track list credits A-side tracks “Since You Are Gone” and ”This Is So Fuckin’ Oldschool” to Koletzki and B-side tracks ”Street Life” and ”Brain Against Heart” to Parker Frisby, it’s obvious to the listener that they’re all the same guy. The title is accurate in one regard; these tracks would fit nicely in sets from both 2008 and 1998. ”Street Life”, for example, sounds like a Samplitude-era Olav Basoski track. What ties the EP together is the percussion. The same drum palette is used in all four productions with varying degrees of success. Of the four, I slightly favour “Since You Are Gone”, closely followed by ”Brain Against Heart” simply for the interaction between the chosen drum sounds and clean piano/keyboard melodies. In terms of bang-for-your-buck, you can’t go wrong with this EP.


    Wagon Cookin – Mallorca (Sasse Remix) (Compost)
    Buy it now here or here.
    Apart from the time-signature, I’m not even sure there’s anything left of the original in Sasse’s remix of “Mallorca”. Regardless, I have been digging that bassline since this record dropped in February. The filtering applied is just perfect for head-nodding and hip-shaking. My only complaint is that that the track ends…oddly. After the break, that awesome bassline just drops completely out and you’re left with only the drums and the synth chords. If you’re not paying attention, it’s a real letdown, but if you’ve got another bassline waiting it the wings, it’s gold.


    Andomat 3000 – BND2 (Four:Twenty)
    Buy it now here or here.
    Andomat 3000, a.k.a. Andreas Wiegand, has been recording as DJ Mahatma since the turn of the millennium. I can understand why he came up with the new moniker because his previous output consists almost entirely of hardcore techno/Schranz; certainly nothing like this minimal jewel. The combination of the shuffle percussion and stand-up bass loop provides “BND2”s groove, while the occasional trumpet call and ululating yell evokes the image of outlaws huddled around a campfire in a Tex-Mex desert. Even the title is a clever contraction of the word “bandito”. Even Kiki’s utterly pointless remix serves to underline the genius of original. Out of all the artists listed in this round-up, Andomat 3000 is the one to watch.


    The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix) (Modular)
    Buy it now here or here.
    I wrote about “Golden Cage” 5 months ago in The Lost Post (Summer Ingredients) and it’s still golden. Fred Falke doesn’t put a foot wrong on this remix. The sparkling melody, the pulsing bassline, the pitch-bent synths, I love it all and it is far and away my favourite record of the year.

    Anyway, keep watching this space. I’ve got a bunch of things in the works, including some upcoming shows and record reviews. Not to mention a new mix that may include a few of the tracks listed above. All set to drop in the next couple of weeks. Until then, keep buying records.

    Tuesday, January 13, 2009

    The Lost Post

    For some unknown reason, the August 10th post intitled "Summer Ingredients" has disappeared from the blog. Is it a blogger issue? Did I delete it by accident? It's a mystery. Thankfully, the Google Cache has saved my bacon and I'm able to repost it below.

    Monday, August 18, 2008


    Summer Ingredients


    We moved. Again. Same city, just down the road in fact, but it was still quite an undertaking. Not the least of which is all those little jobs a new house requires. Like mowing the lawn. I haven't had to mow a lawn since moving from Nova Scotia, and now I have to mow twice a week just to keep up with the growth brought on by all this rain. And I'm here to tell you, nothing makes you appreciate new music like mowing a lawn. Especially vocal tracks with a bit of hands-in-the-air whooshy-ness. Here are a few of my current favourites.


    The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix) (Modular)
    Buy it now here or here.
    A gloriously sparkly remix by frenchman Fred Falke. I always kind of assumed that Alan Braxe was the real genius behind past Braxe & Falke remixes, but it's clear I was very much mistaken. Sorry about that Freddie; you certainly hold your own. Back to the track: I'm not sure if it's the pitch bent keys in the melody or the minor chords of the rhythm line, but FF's remix makes me want to tilt my smiling face into the sun. He takes what is otherwise po-faced guitar song about being trapped and turns it into a kind of bitter-sweat anthem to summer flings. You cannot lose with this one, sunrise, midday, or sunset.


    The Presets - This Boy's In Love (Lifelike Remix) (Modular)
    Buy it now here.
    Another Modular record! I've been watching the Presets since their Blow Up EP five (5!) years ago and I have to say these guys are doing it right. The original track is genius all on its own. The tenor/bass verses and falsetto chorus make for the kind of ear-candy that has me singing along even when the song's not playing. Lifelike (another frenchman and Vulture Falke-alike) injects a bit of bounce to the somewhat dire original. The over-compressed chorus along with the wonderfully squelchy melody combine for maximum whoosh!


    Kaskade & Deadmau5 - Move For Me (Deal)
    Buy it now here or here.
    Written by San Franciscan Kaskade and produced by Canada's own Deadmau5, it's hard for me to judge the separation of duties. It sounds more like a Deadmau5 track, except for the exceptional vocals (performed by one Haley Gibby). Regardless, the track feels more like a lament than the typical techo/trance stormer we've come to expect from both Kaskade & the 'mau5. I've been feeling a bit blah about Deadmau5's stuff lately; too much bombast and not enough soul. Not the case here. The lyrical couplets "Move for me/I'll move for you," and "Another night out/Another dance floor," sound like the groan of a DJ who's been on the road for too long or the cry of the rave casualty so jaded that they're begging the DJ to bring back the rush of the early days/years. That their weariness can be expressed so succinctly is what makes the track great. In fact, the raw emotions expressed elegantly is what makes each of these three records great and is, I think, what's been missing from the current trend towards the minimal. There's just too much tech out there, and not enough soul.

    Monday, January 12, 2009

    In the Ear of the Beholder


    Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

    I know, I know; I have got to better than one post every two months. In my defence, it has been an extremely hectic six months. We moved into a new house and the room designated as my den/”studio” was an unfinished basement room with concrete floor and bare studs. So, after wiring outlets, installing sheetrock, crack-filling, painting, and carpeting my new space, I decided I needed some new monitors to complete the picture. Of course, the monitors I wanted (Read: could afford) were back-ordered and I waited another six (6) weeks for them to show up. This is on top of all the other little chores that go along with home-ownership. Chores that I have been able to avoid for the last two years of ass-swelling, rental bliss. Chores like mowing the lawn, which I had to do twice a week through the summer months because of all the rain. I guess this is my long-winded way of saying that after almost six months of no deck-time I am very rusty and it’s take a couple of weeks of regular steel wheel workouts to knock myself back into shape. Fear not, though, a fresh mix is on the way, so keep an eye out for it.

    The other thing to put a crimp in my spin sessions was the demise of my headphones. I bought my Beyerdynamic DJX-1s a little over a year ago after breaking what I swore would be my last pair of Sony V700s.

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    Not only did they sound great, as you would expect from a high-end manufacturer like Beyerdynamic, but they fit very nicely also. Very comfortable headphones. My only complaint at the time was that they were constructed entirely of plastic. My experience with plastic headphones has not been good. At various times I have cracked, snapped, or otherwise destroyed a set of Sony MDR-V500s, a set of Sony MDR-7605s, and two pairs of MDR-700s. Given the reputation of Beyerdynamic as a purveyor of quality headphones, I pushed those doubts aside and proceeded with enjoying my new cans. That is, until the simple act of removing them from my head after some practice time broke the band just above the swivel joint almost in half.

    After contacting Beyerdynamic directly about a possible replacement under warranty, I was directed to the fine folks at Martech, Beyerdynamic’s reps here in Canada. Martech were extremely helpful, informing me that the broken portion of my DJX1s was covered by a five (5!) year warranty against breakage. “Send them to us,” they said, “and we’ll send them back, good as new.” So, off they went to Beyerdynamic's repair/replacement facility in Ontario. I am still awaiting their return.

    In the interim, I played at a friend’s Christmas party using the only other closed headphones I own: JVC Marshmallows! And they were GREAT!! I know, I know; I asked myself the same question: How can this be? How can $20 earbuds function as well, if not better, than my $200 full-sized circumaurals? The answer, in short: isolation. The Marshmallows are like little foam earplugs with drivers (speakers) in them. According to headphonereviews.org, they’re able to block a whopping 26dB, two-and-a-half times that of the DJX1s. The big advantages to such a set-up are, 1) the improved isolation allowed me to turn down the monitors because I wasn’t using them anyway, and 2) I didn’t wake up the next morning with ears ringing. The latter has been of real concern lately. It used to be that I could play a show and go home with ringing ears, but wake up feeling right as rain. The last couple of events, however, I’ve woken up ringing and it has lasted through to the afternoon. This points to a disturbing trend of auditory deterioration, one that many be at least delayed simply by switching from full-sized headphones to In-Ear Monitors (IEMs for short).

    For those unfamiliar with the term, the In-Ear Monitor is defined by the fine people of headfi.org, the definitive resource for all things headphonish, as:


    In-Ear-Monitor (IEM), also known as canalphone, ear-canalphone, or ear-canal headphone, is a type of Inter Aural headphone that is designed to be used where the user’s ear canal is sealed by the ‘phone. The seal generally serves two functions: 1) blocks noise and 2) forms a sealed acoustic chamber to achieve a fuller sound. To create such as a seal, the earphone’s nozzle along with its tip (or sleeve) is inserted into the front part of the ear canal. Many high end IEMs are custom molded for comfort and perfect seal.


    The custom molded IEMs referred to in the definition are those favored by live musicians nowadays. They sort of look like hearing aids and are credited with saving the hearing of rock bands world-wide.

    Funnily enough, there aren’t any DJs who have jumped onto the IEM bandwagon. At least, there aren’t any who are talking about it. I did stumble across an article in Remix magazine talking about how the industry should adopt these auditory extending devices sooner rather than later, but that seems to be the sum-total of DJ scene coverage. Regardless of whether I’m breaking ground or not, a pair of custom IEMs are definitely in my future. In the meantime, my trusty Marshmallows will have to carry me. It will be very interesting to hear how they make out on February 1st.