Monday, July 25, 2011

Spike! the Punch!


Some trippy disco for those hazy summer daze.

Spike! the Punch! by Chef Napalm

Tracklist:

Stephane Malca - Revolution
Caribou – Leave House (Motor City Drum Ensemble Remix)
Solomun – Daddy’s Jam
Martin Dawson & Glimpse – No One Belongs Here More Than You (Ewan Pearson’s Balearos Maximos Remix)
Max Essa – Midnight & Dub Direction (Dub)
Art Bleek – Hold It (A Little Longer)
WebQueawry - Searching
M/A/R/R/S – Pump Up The Volume
Deadboy – Wish U Were Here
One Off One – People of Earth
Glamour Inc. – Nasty Disco
Klatsch! – Disco Dancer
Amii Stewart – Knock On Wood
Art Bleek – Red Light (Shining On Me)
Tom Trago – Shutters (Dub)
The Bionics – I Care
Frankie Knuckles feat. Nicki Richards – Keep On Movin’
Olav Basoski – Keep On Dancin’
Junior Jack – Happiness

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

New Track: Heart & Soul



It started as a re-edit of the 80s classic by T'Pau. After a shit-ton of tedious chopping and re-arranging I realized that I only really liked the vocal, so I salvaged what I could and moved on. At about the same time I was given a sample CD that included recordings of a heartbeat and an ultrasound. The heartbeat forms both the thump of the kick and the sub-bass while the ultrasound provides a bit of backing percussion.

Heart & Soul by Chef Napalm

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

New Track: First Time in Chicago



I first saw God
In Chicago
I was walkin' down the street
On the Southside
I first saw God
In Chicago
And it moved me
It moved me good.

First Time in Chicago by Chef Napalm

Thursday, February 17, 2011

New Mix: L.E.D-licious



~75 minutes of records I've been feeling lately. Even a little classic hardcore and a touch of dubstep towards the end.

L.E.D-licious by Chef Napalm

The Oliverwho Factory - Night Lights
Tim Toh - No Trace
Goldwill - Sun Francisco
Oliver Koletzki - This Is So Fuckin' Oldschool
Argy & The Martinez Brothers - Who Made Who (Vinyl Version)
Nebraska - This Is The Way
Nacho Marco & Raoul Lambert - Cinnamon Dreams
Kanadacid - Love The Acid --------------- LOCAL ACID! MONCTON VINYL!
Johannes Heil & Heiko M/S/O - You Should Know
Martin Landsky - Bloodhound
Russ Yallop - Rock Me
Yelle - La Musique (Lorenz Rhode Remix)
Timo Maas Feat. MC Chickaboo - Shifter
Snap! - The Power (E=mc2 mix)
Electroset - How Does it Feel?
Tom Trago - Lost In The Streets Of NYC (FS Green Mix)

Friday, December 24, 2010

Plastikman Remix


In lots of ways, the combined forces of soundcloud and facebook have killed the producer/DJ/musician blog, as evidenced below. One post a month since I joined soundcloud is shameful, especially considering how much I used to enjoy the writing. On the other hand, I'm spending a lot more time making tracks than writing about them.

Anyway, Burn Studios are hosting a remix contest for Plastikman's "Ask Yourself". I'm not a fan of the original, but the parts sparked something and I set to work. Lots of delays, gates, and reverb and it was done. Well, not quite as simple as that; I spent the better part of three weeks arranging it. In the end, I'm pleased with what I came up with, even if the people I played it for didn't care for it.



Here's my version. If you like it, wait until I don't win and then it'll be up for download.

PLASTIKMAN - Ask Yourself ( Chef Napalm's Binary Dub @burnstudios) by Chef Napalm

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

Back of the Rack - Volume 2


Apparently, I have neglected to post the latest (relatively) Back of the Rack mix here.

Back of the Rack - Volume 2 by Chef Napalm

Ebony Chick (Oshun Flow's Abyss Mix) - Oshun Flow
Penguins - Sonny Fodera
I'm Gonna Make It Funky 4 U - The Phat Black Pussycat Project
Harvest Moon - Onionz, Tony & Dano
Mannequins (Need Love Too) (Robodub) - Hatiras
Looser - Martin Venetjoki
Vibin' - Knee Deep
Can You See Him (Sonny Fodera Dub) - Lisa Shaw
U Don't Know Me - Armand Van Helden
Sex On The Steets (Pizzaman Club Mix) - Pizzaman
Money In The Bag (Sharam Jey Remix) - Kraak & Smaak
Koochy - Armand Van Helden
Drop The Hate (Remixed By Rev. H. Lidbo And The Progressive Baptist Choir Of Stockholm) - Fatboy Slim

There's a new one in the works, so watch for that soon(ish). Also, more tracks in developement. It's sort of a shame that I'd rather make music than write about it anymore, but I'm finding it so satisfying. Hopefully they'll be some more words to go with the tunes next time.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Leftfield - Phat Plant (Chef Napalm Remix)



Seems I'm on more of a production than DJing kick lately. As such, here is my version of the Leftfield classic Phat Planet. I's never be able to license it, so it's free for download. If anybody is interested in a highere quality version, blast me off an email at the address in the sidebar.

Leftfield - Phat Planet (Chef Napalm Remix) by Chef Napalm

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Back of the Rack - Volume 1


I must admit, my focus has been on production for the last little while. Nothing I can post yet, but soon. So, after months of programming, arranging and mixing, I've set it all aside to practice for a monthly night my Buster Brothers project will be starting this summer. I've gotten into the habit of recording my practice sessions and after a particularly good set the other night, I decided to post a few. I'm calling the series Back of the Rack and Volume 1 is now available for download below.

Back of the Rack - Volume 1

Be sure to watch this space for more sets coming in the future.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Buster Brothers


Fred "Nexus6ix" Bissnette and I have been jamming together for a while. You know, just getting together and playing some records. We've done some things together like the Terrence Parker show and the Relief for Haiti show. After the Haiti show, we started talking about the lack of alternatives to the electro sound in our fair city. If you're off to a club in Saint John, chances are you'll hear hip hop and/or electro and little else. We've had this discussion many times in the past, but this time the frustration level was at maximum. The only gigs either of us were getting was at Element (THE gay bar) and that closed at about the same time as the Relief show. Out of that discussion came a decision to do our own thing. Since then we've been looking for a space (found!), developing a sound (bumpin'!) and building a sound system (3000W!). Now it would appear we've scored a residency. More on that later. For now, satisfy yourself with some music.

We are Chuck and Jack Buster; the Buster Brothers!

Buster Brothers - Promotional Mix by Buster Brothers

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Main Street



It's been quiet. Too quiet. Here's something new and thumping.

Chef Napalm – Main Street by Chef Napalm

Friday, February 12, 2010

Relief - A Benefit To Raise Funds For Haiti



I can't believe I almost forgot to mention the Haitian relief benefit I'm playing at on the 19th alongside Mr. Ricardo, Kardinal Syn, Nexus6ix, MC Addition, and special guest (who is a last minute addition and does not appear on the flyer) DJ Bolivia. I've managed to score a peak hour set, so come on out to hear some of Chef Napalm's biggest choons. Not to mention supporting a fantastic cause, of course. As I understand it, all money will be donated to the Red Cross Fund for Haitian Relief.

Usual rules apply: come up and tell me you read about the show on Kitchen Heat and I'll buy you a drink.

Set times are:

9:00pm - 10:00pm DJ Bolivia
10:00pm - 11:00pm Mr. Ricardo
11:00pm - 11:20pm MC Addition
11:20pm - 12:30am kardynal syn
12:30am - 01:30am Chef Napalm
01:30am - 02:00am Nexus6ix

As an aside, I was inspired to design a flyer, but the promoter didn't like it. I'm still quite pround of it, tho. It's posted below.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Top Ten Tracks of 2009

Better late than never, right? I hope so. 2009 was a tipping point in electronic music. After being maligned for the better part of 5 years, house music has risen somewhat surprisingly with help from minimal techno’s early adopters. In a bizarre quid pro quo, producers most often associated with house music started to go a bit minimal. The two camps have met in the middle and recorded some of the best deep and tech house tracks of the last decade.

On with the countdown.


Chopstick & Till Von Sien – Bachkippe (Baalsaal)
Buy it now here or here.
Anchoring this year’s Kitchen Heat Top Ten is a track from the Chopstick & Till Von Sein’s single-sided, and ironically titled, Ten EP. Chopstick (aka Chi-Thien Nguyen) and Till Von Sein are minimal techno guys on a minimal techno label (Baalsaal) who have applied the minimal techno approach to what are typically house sounds. “Bachkippe” revolves around a two-note guitar loop and a one-note bassline with the changes being made mostly by the occasional organ stab and the ticks and tings of the percussion. The breakdown comes in at just the right moment with what sounds like a wind instrument (a flute?) recorded in such a way that one can hear the musician’s breath blowing through it. It’s a subtle detail that really drives home the organic sound of the instruments, effects and arrangement. “Bachkippe” is the kind of track that, while sounding deceptively sparse, is so groovy that you can’t help but nod your head, tap your toe, or shake your ass.


Dragosh – Aloo Ma Auzi (Bearweasel’s Linear Drum Edit) (Viva)
Buy it now here or here.
Londoners Dean Muhsin & Louisa Page write and produce wonderfully dubby tech house under the name Bearweasel. In this case they’ve taken a middle-of-the-road tribal tech house track and maximized its potential with a bit of re-arrangement, a groovy bassline and some well placed horns. Just like Bachkippe, most of the ear-candy is in the layered percussion. While the hypnotic driving bassline propels the track along, congas, rimshots, a bunch of different snare drums and mouth-clicks keep things interesting in the mix.


Ian Pooley feat. Tim Fuller – What I Got (Derrick Carter Remix) (Pooledmusic)
Buy it now here or here.
“What I Got” is deep. Pooley blends Tim Fuller’s falsetto over a funky synth bassline, lush pads, bleepy gated lead, and string-inflected rolls for the kind of deep house one usually associates with Ron Trent, Miguel Migs, and Masters at Work. It’s good, but not great. The real reason to pick up this 12” is the Derrick Carter remix. Carter is one of the second wave of great underground house producers from Chicago who made his name in the 1990s producing amazing remixes for European artists. On this remix he dispenses with all but the vocal, underpinning it with a funky, shuffling drum track. What’s interesting about the track is the lack of sounds: it is literally a beat, a 303 squiggle through a low-pass filter and someone panting low in the mix. That’s it! And yet both the remix and the dub seem to have so much to hear. Remixes like this show just what can be done with a less-is-more approach to arranging. Minimal techno could learn a thing or two from Derrick Carter.


Andrea Festa feat. Mike Dunn – The Sound Of Lugano (Hardfloor Remix) (AF Records)
Buy it now here or here.
I’d never heard of Andrea Festa prior to my search for Terrence Parker material back in September. It would appear that Mr. Festa wrote a bunch of mediocre house tracks and then contacted as many house and techno legends from Chicago, Detroit, and Germany as he could think of to remix said tracks. The list really is a who’s-who of electronic music since the 80s: Mike Dunn, Terrence Parker, Hardfloor, Woody McBride, Terrence Dixon, and Max Durante. Those who were receptive did their work admirably and Mr. Festa set about releasing the results. “The Sound Of Lugano” is the second 12” to be released from the compilation CD. In truth, Hardfloor do all the heavy lifting, substituting their 303 magic for Festa’s house clichés. And it is especially good Hardfloor 303, too. Quite possibly the best thing they’ve done since their remix of Blue Monday, in fact. With any luck, this spells a return to the fray for Dusseldorf’s 303 masters.


Superslut – Bulerias (Great Stuff)
Buy it now here or here.
I’ve written about Great Stuff’s Munich Discotech compilation series before, albeit a completely different track. I had originally bought the record for the Pooley/Tonka track on the A-side. It wasn’t until I flipped it over one night that I discovered the techno genius of “Bulerias”. With one foot planted in the future with a stomping techno undercarriage and the other planted firmly in the past with a chopped up flamenco guitar, “Bulerias” would sound contemporary with any techno track written in the last 30 years. It’s the flamenco claps and guitar that really set it off. That’s a triumph in my eyes, as most examples of fusion between ethnic and electronic usually end up sounding like that Cumbria track from a couple of years ago: elevator music with a backbeat. Superslut’s catalogue is limited to a couple of remixes and this one track. Hopefully "Bulerias" is a sign of things to come.


Sonny Fodera – Resurrection (Guesthouse)
Buy it now here or here.
Adelaide, Australia’s funky house DJ and producer Sonny Fodera has really come on in the last year. With a slew of remixes and releases under his belt, he is an up-and-comer to watch in 2010. The best of the bunch, in my view, is his Sonny Side Up EP on American label Guesthouse. Resurrection’s old-school vibe seamlessly blends house, hip-hop, and funk in a deliciously refreshing confection that kicks the emotional crap out of any of the bitter electro crap released this year. It’s so funky, you just can’t help but groove to it.


Spencer Parker – Untitled Head (liebe*detail)
Buy it now here or here.
Englishman Spencer Parker makes the kind of minimal house that is starting to come into vogue in places like Germany. “Untitled Head” is little more than a thundering drum track, gliding bassline, and chopped up female vocal. Really, though, the magic is all percussion; the vocal is just “uh-uh” and “duh-duh” sounds syncopated to work as extra drum hits. Like the Derrick Carter remix, it’s amazing that there seems to be so much to hear and yet the track is made of so little. More proof positive that 2009 was about “less-is-more”.


DJ Dealer feat. Typhanie Monique – Is You Is (Look At You)
Buy it now here or here.
Chicago DJ Greg Diehl has been making house for well over a decade. After releasing a couple of tracks on Mindfood and Subliminal, Greg kicked off his own label, Look At You and hasn’t looked back. Is You Is has a real classic Chicago house feel with a three-note bassline, Hammond organ and smokey vocal. A simple mid range band-pass on the vocal gives the track a bluesy, 1950s vibe, while the Hammond provides a bit of thickness to the mix. Again, a simple arrangement makes for an incredibly effective song worthy of the top five.


Michael Jackson - Stanger in Moscow (Jerome Isma-Ae Remix) (white label)
Buy it now here or here.
Late in 2009, progressive house juggernaut Jerome Isma-Ae put out a single-sided white-label featuring two remixes; Way Out West’s Only Love and Michael Jackson’s Stranger in Moscow. I’d never heard the original Stranger in Moscow, but apparently it was released as a single from the HIStory compilation/album. In his tribute to the fallen star, Jerome takes the best and most emotive parts of the vocal and lays it over a monster of a progressive house track. It’s a real hands-in-the air affair, the kind of song that was once so popular at clubs and raves across the globe but has lately fallen into disfavour. It’s so close to being my favourite that part of me thinks it should be a tie for record of the year.


La Roux – In For The Kill (Lifelike Remix) (Kitsuné)
Buy it now here or here.
La Roux’s gotten lots of press for her retro 80s Flock-Of-Seagulls hair and analogue sound. I’m a big fan of analogue, but most of her stuff sounds harsh and leaves me cold. Lifelike gets it right, tho. His remix is the perfect balance between classic analogue synths and modern dance music arrangements. His remix makes La Roux sound soulful instead of harsh and the chorus is so emotive it makes you close you eyes, throw your head back and grin like an idiot. In my view, it’s the best thing that came out last year and I'm looking forward to hearing more from both artists.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Wolf Whistle



Wow, January 26th and this is my first post of the year. That. Is. Sad. In my defense, I have the annual record round-up and a post on the recent dusting off of all the Detroit and Chicago music legends. Even though both are written, neither feels quite finished. Anyway, I promise to do better. With luck this will be the first of many tracks previewed on this site.

My eldest daughter got a keyboard for her birthday two years ago, played with it for a month and lost interest. Typical, I know, but that's not the point. The point is that I discovered it's MIDI capabilities while messing with the internal sounds over Christmas. So, I hooked it up and promptly wrote the groove at the heart of Wolf Whistle. Throw in a guitar sample, rhodes organ, and some spoken word wisdom from Howlin' Wolf, and voila!

In the end, what was intended to be a house track turned out to have more of a bigbeat vibe. In order for the groove to really work everything had to run at 140bpm, so it's a bit on the quick side for a house set, but would likely fit nicely beside some old skool breaks.

Let me know what you think.

Chef Napalm – Wolf Whistle by Chef Napalm

Sunday, November 15, 2009

No Heart, No Soul, No Service



A few weeks ago, I was given two crates of Detroit Techno records. A few days later the remainder of my collection, which includes a smattering of Chicago Acid House and few Hardcore (U know the score!) records, arrived from Nova Scotia. It amounted to four crates in total and I've been playing the hell out of them. This mix is the result of a particularly spirited session.

A word about the cover art: Penny Arcade is written by Jerry Holkins and illustrated by Mike Krahulik and is without a doubt my favourite webcomic. The original strip containing the cover art can be found here. Do yourself a favour and follow these guys; they are both dripping with talent.

Download No Heart, No Soul, No Service here.

Tracklist:

Logikal Nonsense/F.U. – F.U.S.E.
Bring Back My Happiness (Wink’s Acid Interpretation) – Moby / Are You There (DJ Tool) - Josh Wink
Magic Feet – Mike Dunn / Are You There (DJ Tool) - Josh Wink
E Dancer – Kevin Saunderson
The Phantom – Renegade Soundwave
Flash – Green Velvet
Bounce Your Body To The Box – Reese & Santonio
James Brown Is Dead (12” Mix) – LA Style
Lord Of The Land (Crispy Cool’s Make Mine A ’91 Mix) – Cyclone
Impact (USA) – Orbital
Pepper – Speedy J
Losing Control – DBX
Bulerias - Superslut
Strings of Life ’89 (Juan’s Magic Mix) – Rhythim Is Rhythim
Love (Loved) – Luke Slater
Halcyon (Tom Middleton Re-Model) - Orbital

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Soundclouded



For some time I have been frustrated by the lack of upload/download options available to the semi-pro* DJ/producer. Sure, you can upload mixes and tracks to a third-party upload/download service like Megaupload or YouSendIt or ZShare, but their interfaces are annoyingly time-consuming, unless you happen to be a PREMIUM member, and are chock-a-block with Google adds for online poker and porn. Plus, by forcing you to enter authentication codes, these services preclude the use of embedded music players in you blog/forum/myspace. It’s hard to look like a professional when you’re distributing your promos at the internet equivalent of a road-side yard-sale.

Speaking of myspace, are they ever going to upgrade that crap-assed music player? How can you strut your stuff when your tracks sound like they’re playing on a tape-recorder you bought at the Dollar Store? Honestly, my myspace page is more of a placeholder than a real marketing tool.

So, with my new-found impetus for production, I began exploring other options. Along came Soundcloud. Soundcloud is to myspace what an art gallery is to a page of thumbnails. On Soundcloud you can upload full-length tracks AND mixes, while on myspace you’re stuck with limits on track length and file size. Soundcloud has coding for embeddable players; myspace only allows a link to you page. Soundcloud allows for comments on specific tracks and even comments linked to sections of a track or mix; myspace has a general comments section on the page.

Believe it or not, this is not an ad for Soundcloud, I’m just so excited by the prospects that I’m having difficulty containing my enthusiasm.

Anyway, my inaugural upload to Soundcloud is a remix I did for DJ Bolivia’s remix contest. The contest closed yesterday, so I think I’m safe posting it here. If you took the time to download the sample pack, what you heard was a spoken-word story about a Midwestern girl who discovered electronic music and subsequently moved to New York in an attempt to connect with the scene. The track is called “Global Underground” in honour of the seminal mix CD series that figures largely in the story. The inspiration for my remix came from a couple of different places. Firstly, I’ve been re-reading Simon Reynold’s “Generation Ecstasy” (aka “Energy Flash”), specifically the chapters on the dark side of rave culture. The cheese in the vocal sort of annoyed me anyway, and so I decided to focus on the grind of raving rather than the honeymoon. At the same time I was given two crates of Detroit Techno records, mostly Plus8. This remix is my attempt at a Detroit sound.

DJ Bolivia - Global Underground (Chef Napalm's 212 to 313 Dub) by Chef Napalm

I can’t let you download it until the winners have been announced, but please let me know what you think by leaving a comment. Keep watching, because there is much more to come.

*By “semi-pro” I mean that I have been paid for my work in the past, but have yet make a living off of it.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Return of the Kitchen Heat Chart

It's been ages. Many of these records were played at the Terrence Parker show.

Click the flaming text in the side-bar.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

When Detroit Came to the Port City


I know that it’s coming up on two (2!) weeks since the Terrence Parker show, but it was such an inspirational experience that both Fred “Nexus6ix” and I have been busy beavers. We’ve got a bunch of irons in the fire, so to speak, but mainly it’s just been an ever-inflating creative bubble that I’m praying doesn’t pop anytime soon.


As I’m sure you’ve gathered, the show was incredible. I have never, ever, in my life seen a DJ cut-up house records the way Terrence did in the wee hours of September 20th. Most of the time I find the work of “turntablists” (Read: Scratch DJs) to be entirely un-musical. Don’t get me wrong; I admire their dexterity and sense of timing immensely, but I think there are very few who make their art truly danceable. That’s not to say they can’t be make their sets danceable, but when they do their styles become closer to that of a traditional club DJ than a scratch DJ. Terrence went the other way: he came at it from the club mixing side and applied the techniques of the turntablist. He knew those records inside and out, backwards and forwards, upside-down. He’d grab a record from his bag, put it on the platter, cue it up without using his tele-head-phone, and drop it into the mix like it was nothing. He pick out a record, cue it, and start cutting it up for awhile, put it back in his bag and mix in something else. It was less like watching a DJ and more like watching a wizard work magic or watching a saint work miracles.


To top it all off, he’s a hellova nice guy. A lot of DJs, even local guys, are at least a bit of a diva and will turn their noses up at you if you’re not “their people”. Terrence was absolutely the antithesis of the diva DJ. He seemed pleased to chat and we talked about records for at least an hour before he went on. It was a real pleasure to meet him and with any luck, I’ll be seeing him again soon.


The video below will give you a taste. The sound is terrible, but if you can get past that, there’s nothing but genius there.



The last little piece of the story happened when we had to shut it all down at 2:15am. We were packing up the gear and Terrence was talking with us and other patrons while we worked. Out of nowhere the obviously very drunk guy comes up to the both and says to Terrence, “Budweiser?”

Terrence says, “Na, man, thanks. I don’t drink.”

Drunk Dude responds, “No, for me,” and drops a couple of bucks on the booth counter.

Terrence just stares at him, stunned. “Dude, this is the DJ both. The bar is over there,” he says with a bemused chuckle.

The guy stares back at Terrence, confused. Then he responds, “Come oooon! Just gimme a beer!”

At this point Fred steps in and says, “Look, pal, do you see any liquor here?” and gestures to the wall behind the booth. “The bar is over there!”

Buddy mumbles a “Fuck you” and stumbles away.

Terrence looks back and forth between me, Fred and Tommy, eyes wide. Finally with a wry smile he says, “I spend a lot of time in clubs, but that’s a new one for me, fellas.”

It was certainly an amusing cap to a unique show.

Friday, September 18, 2009



IT'S HERE! I am very, very, veryveryveryveryvery excited and I'm looking forward to seeing lots of you out tomorrow night. If you can make it, tell me you ready about it on Kitchen Heat, I'll buy you a drink, and we can celebrate my birthday with TERRANCE-FUCKING-PARKER!